Thursday, June 24, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Vinny the Vampire
Vinny the Vampire hated his race,
so he disowned his family and became a disgrace.
He hated bats and blood, and the darkness of night,
So he left his family for a different sight.
He preferred instead a life at the sea,
Sailing the world, sunny and free.
He had an umbrella so large to shield out the sun
So it wouldn’t burn him and ruin all his fun.
He went searching for treasure and caught many fish,
But he desperately wanted someone to share it all with.
He soon met a woman at the nearest port,
A ravishing woman of the mysterious sort.
They wined and they dined the whole night through.
Fully convinced their love was true.
They became quite a pair, but it would not last,
For soon they would learn of eachother's past.
On a dark, misty night there was a feeling of doom,
As Vinny lay sleeping, she entered his room.
He awoke with a gasp, clutching his throat,
Two small teeth marks, and an ominous note.
"My dear Vinny," he continued to read.
"I'm afraid I committed a dastardly deed."
"I thought you were human, not a monster like me."
"In knowing the truth, you see I must flee."
Vinny felt sad, having lost the girl he held dear.
He was full of grief and pain, and lost with fear.
But he sailed and he sailed the whole world round,
Finding many treasures, once lost now found.
He made many friends on land and at sea
Pirates and penguins, with polka dot feet .
But one fateful day a sea monster attacked
And pulled the ship under, all broken and cracked.
Vinny thought for sure that this was the end,
That his new life was over, but he soon found a friend.
Under the sea, hopeless and cold ,
There soon swam a woman shimmering gold
She had a fishy tail, a mermaid indeed
And came to save Vinny to do a good deed
She took him to shore and with a kiss he awoke
He was grateful to her that he didn’t choke
He’d never seen such a beauty in all of his life
And after awhile she became his new wife.
They became quite a match, and lived on the sea
And Vinny was as happy as a vampire could be.
so he disowned his family and became a disgrace.
He hated bats and blood, and the darkness of night,
So he left his family for a different sight.
He preferred instead a life at the sea,
Sailing the world, sunny and free.
He had an umbrella so large to shield out the sun
So it wouldn’t burn him and ruin all his fun.
He went searching for treasure and caught many fish,
But he desperately wanted someone to share it all with.
He soon met a woman at the nearest port,
A ravishing woman of the mysterious sort.
They wined and they dined the whole night through.
Fully convinced their love was true.
They became quite a pair, but it would not last,
For soon they would learn of eachother's past.
On a dark, misty night there was a feeling of doom,
As Vinny lay sleeping, she entered his room.
He awoke with a gasp, clutching his throat,
Two small teeth marks, and an ominous note.
"My dear Vinny," he continued to read.
"I'm afraid I committed a dastardly deed."
"I thought you were human, not a monster like me."
"In knowing the truth, you see I must flee."
Vinny felt sad, having lost the girl he held dear.
He was full of grief and pain, and lost with fear.
But he sailed and he sailed the whole world round,
Finding many treasures, once lost now found.
He made many friends on land and at sea
Pirates and penguins, with polka dot feet .
But one fateful day a sea monster attacked
And pulled the ship under, all broken and cracked.
Vinny thought for sure that this was the end,
That his new life was over, but he soon found a friend.
Under the sea, hopeless and cold ,
There soon swam a woman shimmering gold
She had a fishy tail, a mermaid indeed
And came to save Vinny to do a good deed
She took him to shore and with a kiss he awoke
He was grateful to her that he didn’t choke
He’d never seen such a beauty in all of his life
And after awhile she became his new wife.
They became quite a match, and lived on the sea
And Vinny was as happy as a vampire could be.
Franky Swine
Franky swine is a mixed up pig.
He’s got a claw for a hand and one eye is too big.
Stitched and sewn, and incomplete,
He has two different hearts and zebra’s feet.
He was created by a scientist, who is quite mad,
And never loved Franky, never a dad.
So one fateful day he ran off on his own,
To fend for himself, scared and alone.
He feels like a monster, a pig no more,
Wherever he goes, people run out the door.
But then one day he met a small girl
Who said, “Hi Mister, my name is Pearl. “
She told Franky that she is very ill,
And doctors can’t cure her, at least not with a pill.
She needs a new heart, for hers is no good,
And Franky wanted to help, to do all he could.
So he offered a heart to the young girl in need,
And saved her life, saved it indeed.
Her mom was so happy she made Franky her son,
And he finally had family, and they didn’t even run….
Except for the cat.
He’s got a claw for a hand and one eye is too big.
Stitched and sewn, and incomplete,
He has two different hearts and zebra’s feet.
He was created by a scientist, who is quite mad,
And never loved Franky, never a dad.
So one fateful day he ran off on his own,
To fend for himself, scared and alone.
He feels like a monster, a pig no more,
Wherever he goes, people run out the door.
But then one day he met a small girl
Who said, “Hi Mister, my name is Pearl. “
She told Franky that she is very ill,
And doctors can’t cure her, at least not with a pill.
She needs a new heart, for hers is no good,
And Franky wanted to help, to do all he could.
So he offered a heart to the young girl in need,
And saved her life, saved it indeed.
Her mom was so happy she made Franky her son,
And he finally had family, and they didn’t even run….
Except for the cat.
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